Something I don't understand:
On Facebook, when people list “reading” or “books” under their interests, and then don’t list any books under the favorite books section. It’s suspicious. I mean, if it’s enough of an interest there should at least be a few favorites, right? These people don’t get the benefit of a doubt. I just don’t trust them. I figure that at the most,...
I always get the urge to drink a diet coke at...
Which I don’t do, for obvious reasons. OH AGONY.
My computer cord broke and I just got the new one...
And I have so much more stuff I want to do online but I drank too much and now I’m tired.
I’d never been in love. Never even for a moment. I adored, kissed, lusted after,...– Walter Mosley, The Man in My Basement (via jessicachu)
I'm young. I don't know. Period.
irenechicago: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Yes! This is what Twilight should have been! I basically died watching this.
The "X" in X-mas.
I like to write X-mas whenever I can, in preference of Christmas. Not just because it’s easier, or to be a bitch to the few people who take it way too seriously (because they deserve it anyway). I have another reason too. The “X” seems a bit like a mathematical variable. It could stand for anything! Not just Christ, but also Newton, or even Kwanzaa or Saturnalia, if you wish....
Carrie Underwood is engaged to some dumb hockey...
And Giselle actually procreated with that football player? What a waste of beautiful women. Sports are gross.
There's too much Jesus in Christmas music.
They really need to cut that out.
George: I mean, now she thinks that I'm one of these guys that love her. Nobody wants to be with someone that loves them.
Jerry: No, people hate that.
George: You want to be with someone that doesn't like you.
What I want: long sleeved dresses
But of all the dresses with long sleeves that I’ve found, they are either boring jersey turtlenecks, or totally FUG sweater dresses. Everything else has a three-fourth sleeve, which I just cannot deal with. I find them uncomfortable - my brain either tells me to try and pull them down to regular, full sleeved length, which they cannot do! Or I push them up above my elbows, which totally...
Detroit area bars are actually pretty good! Of course, I’m saying that after going to two bars, but they were both way better than East Lansing bars. There were lots of boys with beards! And I competed in a spelling bee. I ended up spelling noxious wrong - I forgot the “i.” It was still awesome.
I am forever searching for the perfect pair of...
It’s my dream to find them. I’ll never give up.
I finally get why my grandpa’s old camera smells like their old house. It’s full of mold! Which is just too bad, as I think I finally (for real this time!) figured out how to use it. It seems to still work fairly well… but I guess I wont know for sure until I try. And at the same time, I’m pretty grossed out. I’ll probably try it anyway. I’m bored enough.
I hate when people brag about their grades in...
It would be like some ass putting up the annual salary to his new job. Doesn’t anyone else feel this way?
Studying... it's just not something I like to do.
Each one of us is alone in the world. He is shut in a tower of brass, and can...– W. Somerset Maugham (“The Moon and Sixpence”) (via themagiclantern)
I’ve got a fulltime job reading bills in Congress without reading the bills in...– Rep. Chuck Grassley, on why he hasn’t condemned the Ugandan Death-To-Gays bill. (via daveholmes) (via tylercoates) Grassley is only the biggest, most immoral asshole ever. He’s incapable of doing a good deed if it doesn’t get him ahead. Lets all hope he doesn’t get re-elected.
The results of Slate's "write like Sarah Palin"... →
frangry: First place: “One night after a long day of campaigning, when the haters had made my spirits reach a nadir, I looked into Todd’s eyes, which were as blue as the stripes on Old Glory, and too representing truth and loyalty, and he looked back at me with a twinkle of determination which I hadn’t seen since I told him my goal of having another baby in my fifties and naming it...
Reasons my life is super dumb right now:
This weekend I closed my checking account at National City because they are douchebags, but I haven’t yet decided what new bank to use. As a result of this I just have cash right now. Then yesterday, my computer finally gave it up and died. So I went to the campus computer center, and they’re all like, we don’t take cash.