I was passing out chips and Snyders of Hanover...
Me (holding out the bowl of chips and pretzel bags): Do you wanna pick?
Him: Uh, sure. (Pause). Do you have any honey mustard?
Women who are already mothers have more abortions than anyone else, and by an...– Most surprising abortion statistic: The majority of women who terminate pregnancies are already mothers. - Slate Magazine (via robot-heart-politics) Fun fact: last week at one of the clinics, nearly every patient I escorted had a small child with them. That’s the reality of abortion. Of course, it...
The ride to the station was jovial, except for some complaints about the...– You should probably read this enthralling first-hand account of the mass-arrests October 22nd at #OccupyChicago, sent in to us over Twitter. (via newsweek) Read it.
What is survival? What is existence? I am not talking about poetry. I am ...– (via ahuntersheart)
Why Homelessness Is Becoming an Occupy Wall Street... →
“It is illegal, in other words, to be homeless or live outdoors for any other reason. It should be noted, though, that there are no laws requiring cities to provide food, shelter, or restrooms for their indigent citizens.”
What would the world look like if it gave up its... →
motherjones: Not too bad, according to one heretical economist.
Dude just called my work wanting to place an...
Problem was, we don’t sell what he was asking for. Like, literally, it’s not on our website and we have never sold it. I explained this to him, and he got mad at me and said in a nasty tone of voice, “Well, you have been no help!” and hung up. What a dumb fuck face. Like, seriously. Who does that?
Mental health is being able to deal with reality on reality’s terms. If you want...– Dr. Drew, Loveline 2004 (via neuroticsanonymous) You guys, I really love Dr. Drew. He is just so wise. And not unattractive.
Took my blog off Facebook.
I want to write things that are a little bit more personal, but I can’t because I’m too afraid of who might be reading it. And, I don’t know, the purpose of putting my tumblr on fb was so that certain people would read it without me having to wave it in front of their faces like a total narcissist - because what do I even post here that is so notable my friends should read it?...
molls: That was so real on Teen Mom season 2 when Gary took his other fat friend to the park and the friend was like, “I’ll be you, and you be me. Amber fights with me all the time, Amber beats me up and calls me a fat ass 24/7, but I can make it work if I want to.” And then Gary was all, “I can make it work if I want to.” And the friend was like, “No. You can’t, because she doesn’t love you....
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
treee: thoseglassdungeons A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that: “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”. So good.
Apparently there has been some confusion. If you... →
Let’s have fun, y’all.
I do not have the energy to check OK Cupid...
I dream of fall potlucks and pumpkin beer.
This is why I need my own place.
Foodies, Get Thee to OWS →
motherjones: born-to-be-wasted: Monopoly in the food market Because when it comes to consolidating power in the hands of a few, Big Food makes Big Finance look like a bunch of amateurs.
I always embarrass myself on the phone. What am I...
“Have a nice… bye!” No, Neslo. That isn’t how it works. Finish your sentences. “Have a nice day!” Then you can say bye.
All the Single Ladies - The Atlantic →
It can be so shitty being single sometimes, but why do I always assume that being in a relationship will be better? Because it might not be. Anyway read this article, it’s FANTASTIC. And just made me feel a thousand times better about my life. markcoatney:The Atlantic
Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be...– - A bit of writing advice from Neil Gaiman. (via faramirs) I said it on the Nerdist Podcast, and I believe it. It’s as true for any area of the arts, not just writing. Perhaps it’s true for life. (via neil-gaiman) So true for life.