April 2011
42 posts
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Not being able to have chocolate makes Easter...
Cryin myself to sleep :(
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
7 notes
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Last night I had another dream about the zombie...
Tess Lynch saved my life.
Apr 23rd
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
“Love, in itself, doesn’t trouble me at all. It gives you courage, security,...”
– -Anna Magnani, quoted in 1963 interview (reprinted in Oriana Fallaci’s Gli antipatici) (via Old Hollywood)  
Apr 19th
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Why I can’t imagine myself actually buying drugs.
edgarsux: Me: Hey…. soo…. can I buy some pot, please?  Drug Dealer: How much do you want? Me: Uhm.. I would like… a dime? I heard that in a movie once! Actually, while I have you, may I have two. So, two dimes please. 20 cents worth.  Drug Dealer: What kind? Me: Err, I don’t know. What’s your favesies?  Drug Dealer: Get the fuck out of here. 
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
55 notes
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Reasons I have left the bar early, claiming I was...
to eat chips and salsa to eat leftovers to listen to the soundtrack of Vicky Cristina Barcelona on the ride home
Apr 15th
I feel like Coco Rocha should actually be the name...
Apr 14th
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...”
– Karl Lagerfeld (via misscheriedior) Yeah! Preach it Karl. The other day I was seriously considering buying some. Thankfully I’m broke.
Apr 8th
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“I’m not great at not emotionally vomiting on a bro after we’ve had some sort of...”
– In Which Molls Handles Your Parents And Boyfriend For You - Home - This Recording OMG I LOVE MOLLS’ ADVICE COLUMN. Also, I was always really jealous of the girls who just like… KNEW THIS right off the bat. (There were like, three of them.) (I guess they were the ones who were never “insecure” or...
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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On Mormanism
Karl: So I decided to detox this week
Me: Detox? Alcohol?
Karl: Yeah it stared caffeine and alcohol
Then I decided only alcohol
Then I decided I could have a drink a day
Then I had five yesterday
So it's not going as planned
Me: Hahahahahah. Good job
Apr 5th
I wish there was a good bar near me that was...
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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“It’s kind of funny that a bunch of rich people can band together and form a...”
– Roseanne Barr (via leftish)
Apr 3rd
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I was gonna start out a post with "I wanna get...
mykicks: But I couldn’t think of anything to come afterward that wasn’t “I wanna feel the heat with somebody.”
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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The Eastern Market Antiques shop smells like my...
It’s so comforting. I’d like to take a nap there.
Apr 1st
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Hulu: best ever.
Apr 1st
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 troxell replied to your photo: Look what I found. I sent them an email because… um, I’m in. Tumblr wolf pack! Let’s do it. I’ll bring snacks.
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
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