Not being able to have chocolate makes Easter...
Cryin myself to sleep :(
Last night I had another dream about the zombie...
Tess Lynch saved my life.
Love, in itself, doesn’t trouble me at all. It gives you courage, security,...– -Anna Magnani, quoted in 1963 interview (reprinted in Oriana Fallaci’s Gli antipatici) (via Old Hollywood)
Why I can’t imagine myself actually buying drugs.
edgarsux: Me: Hey…. soo…. can I buy some pot, please? Drug Dealer: How much do you want? Me: Uhm.. I would like… a dime? I heard that in a movie once! Actually, while I have you, may I have two. So, two dimes please. 20 cents worth. Drug Dealer: What kind? Me: Err, I don’t know. What’s your favesies? Drug Dealer: Get the fuck out of here.
Reasons I have left the bar early, claiming I was...
to eat chips and salsa to eat leftovers to listen to the soundtrack of Vicky Cristina Barcelona on the ride home
I feel like Coco Rocha should actually be the name...
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...– Karl Lagerfeld (via misscheriedior) Yeah! Preach it Karl. The other day I was seriously considering buying some. Thankfully I’m broke.
I’m not great at not emotionally vomiting on a bro after we’ve had some sort of...– In Which Molls Handles Your Parents And Boyfriend For You - Home - This Recording OMG I LOVE MOLLS’ ADVICE COLUMN. Also, I was always really jealous of the girls who just like… KNEW THIS right off the bat. (There were like, three of them.) (I guess they were the ones who were never “insecure” or...
Karl: So I decided to detox this week
Me: Detox? Alcohol?
Karl: Yeah it stared caffeine and alcohol
Then I decided only alcohol
Then I decided I could have a drink a day
Then I had five yesterday
So it's not going as planned
Me: Hahahahahah. Good job
I wish there was a good bar near me that was...
It’s kind of funny that a bunch of rich people can band together and form a...– Roseanne Barr (via leftish)
I was gonna start out a post with "I wanna get...
mykicks: But I couldn’t think of anything to come afterward that wasn’t “I wanna feel the heat with somebody.”
The Eastern Market Antiques shop smells like my...
It’s so comforting. I’d like to take a nap there.
Hulu: best ever.
troxell replied to your photo: Look what I found. I sent them an email because… um, I’m in. Tumblr wolf pack! Let’s do it. I’ll bring snacks.