Wipe Your Feet: As I was eating an entire burrito... →
tesslynch: As I was eating an entire burrito over the course of five minutes, the Yoplait commercial came on. You know, the Yoplait commercial where the woman is on the phone with her friend talking about her diet (“Hey, how’s your diet going? Oh, mine’s going great, I had an apple turnover today, and I will…
Isn’t elegance forgetting what one is wearing?– Yves Saint Laurent (via musingsinfemininity)
You should ask me a question. Any question. →
Sometimes there is nothing better than drinking...
I need to stop only posting lists
File under: goals.
Things I bought online this week in numbers (and...
96 pages of poems by Dean Young (written before he got his new heart, published after) 200 pages of McSweeny’s 30th Issue (so I could get free shipping on Amazon) 240 vegetarian capsules of evening primrose oil (just google it) 18 months of large softcover Moleskine planner (because Moleskine’s vertical planners are fucking genius)
Don’t take anything personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is...– Don Miguel Ruiz (via funeral)
I won’t deny it, I’m a straight ridah You don’t wanna fuck with me– Theodore Roosevelt (via historysaidwhat)
How to endear yourself to people at parties:
Make fun of someone wearing a Northface fleece - to their face, of course. Leave conversations abruptly because they are boring. Have a dude in his early/mid twenties show you his license because he looks 17. But only after calling him a baby several times. When you’re leaving, make sure to once again tell him how young you think he is.
On relationships with dudes
Ellen: good ones are so rare and even when you find them they're all weird anyways
Ellen: ugh why can't people be normal and cool and stuff
Me: TRUEST THING EVER SAID
extrafirmhold: (via nuyawkcityboy) “No…it’s not..me” <3 this clip. Thank you for helping to make my night bearable. Moping is lame and not worth it. EDIT: I watch this clip like, every other day. CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
Can I just say,
I am so tired of hearing people use the term “k-hole” to refer to anything other than someone in an actual k-hole. It was cute the first few times, but enough is enough.
The Colour Clock: Time as HEX Code →
wnycradiolab: Who said HEX code couldn’t be beautiful? You can even download it as a screen saver! This is my favorite thing ever.
if you want to get into a serious relationship you...
Why is this so true. WHY