A Neslo In Space: Archive

Wipe Your Feet: As I was eating an entire burrito... →

tesslynch: As I was eating an entire burrito over the course of five minutes, the Yoplait commercial came on. You know, the Yoplait commercial where the woman is on the phone with her friend talking about her diet (“Hey, how’s your diet going? Oh, mine’s going great, I had an apple turnover today, and I will…

Jul 28th

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“Isn’t elegance forgetting what one is wearing?”

– Yves Saint Laurent (via musingsinfemininity)

Jul 28th

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You should ask me a question. Any question. →

Go nuts.

Jul 26th

Sometimes there is nothing better than drinking...

Jul 26th

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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I need to stop only posting lists

File under: goals.

Jul 21st

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Things I bought online this week in numbers (and...

96 pages of poems by Dean Young (written before he got his new heart, published after) 200 pages of McSweeny’s 30th Issue (so I could get free shipping on Amazon) 240 vegetarian capsules of evening primrose oil (just google it) 18 months of large softcover Moleskine planner (because Moleskine’s vertical planners are fucking genius)

Jul 21st

“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is...”

– Don Miguel Ruiz (via funeral)

Jul 21st

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“I won’t deny it, I’m a straight ridah You don’t wanna fuck with me”

– Theodore Roosevelt (via historysaidwhat)

Jul 21st

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How to endear yourself to people at parties:

Make fun of someone wearing a Northface fleece - to their face, of course. Leave conversations abruptly because they are boring. Have a dude in his early/mid twenties show you his license because he looks 17. But only after calling him a baby several times. When you’re leaving, make sure to once again tell him how young you think he is.

Jul 20th

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On relationships with dudes

Ellen: good ones are so rare and even when you find them they're all weird anyways
Me: basically
Ellen: ugh why can't people be normal and cool and stuff
Me: TRUEST THING EVER SAID

Jul 19th

Watch

extrafirmhold: (via nuyawkcityboy) “No…it’s not..me” <3 this clip. Thank you for helping to make my night bearable. Moping is lame and not worth it. EDIT: I watch this clip like, every other day. CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP

Jul 18th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

348 notes

Can I just say,

I am so tired of hearing people use the term “k-hole” to refer to anything other than someone in an actual k-hole. It was cute the first few times, but enough is enough.

Jul 13th